Duck Shit Tea. I shit thee not. And not only that, this is the 'King Of Duck Shit Tea' and guess what it tastes like?

Finally. Sheesh. I could have written this article a week ago but had to wait for the tea-pet to arrive for obvious reasons. Do you people have any idea how much time and effort goes into creating these visuals for you? I had to have this particular duck, a duck, might I add from my childhood that I had to go to ebay to find. 
Had to be this duck, no other duck would do. Only the best vintage Hagen-Renaker for you, my dear readers!
So this tea is very,very good and does not taste a bit like offal from any creature of course! It is lightly oxidized and the leaves are mostly green in color. The brewed tea is very aromatic with lots of flower and honey notes. One of the coolest things about this tea, and I have had three separate sessions with it, and found all sessions to have this same truth, is that the mouth-feel is complex with both floral and astringent notes at the same time! It is, as the vendor suggests, delicate and soothing but has a lot of personality to it as well.
It's a fine thing to be able to experience this tea and I highly suggest your get your ducks-ass over to Yunnan Sourcing or my house and get yourself some of this 'shit'!